So, like, the human was running the vacuum and you know, I’m not a scardy cat like Teva, so I was just hanging out… behind the ottoman, next to the back of the couch, back by the wall. I wouldn’t call that hiding, would you?? No way. I am just hanging out.
So the human gets done vacuuming and says “Okay Baby Malcolm, you can come out from hiding”
She says it again “Come on Baby Malcolm. It’s safe now”
Humans just don’t get it.
Whatever… I am just going to go lay in the sun and take a bath. Forget her!